Claudia: Mom? Mom!
Me: What do you need Claudia?
C: I need a little help.
M: Are you through?
C: Not really. Some won't let go.
C: Please come here! Hurry!
I go into the bathroom and clean her (v v dirty) behind.
C: That last piece was just hanging on for dear life!
Well, ain't she the cutest thang?
Tell me something good.
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