9:42Pm Monday August 28th: Omg. I will be 38 tomorrow. That is, like, waaaay tooooo close to 40 for comfort, man.
I am half drunk on vodka and Sunny D. Drunk enough to be happy...but drunk enough to be sad too.
You know when you are OLD!? When no one asks you to dinner and drinks for your Birthday--but your sister calls and asks you to BREAKFAST for your birthday. Geez.
Guess there is nothing to cheer you up after that but a piece of a$$ from your 43 year old husband.
Gotta go before the buzzzzz wears off. Happy Eve Before My Birthday....
Tell me where to go. Literally.
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