Saturday, October 18, 2008
So. My ex husband.
I just found out a few weeks ago that he is dating our 7 year old daughters best friends MOTHER. While she was married, living with and hadn't told...her husband. She may be an angel. I mean, after all, per the EX she has never smoked, drank or cussed. Never mind that she was having an affair (IS, IS having an affair) with someone 20 years older than she is. Poor girl.
Anyways, The EX calls me the other day...
EX: "I'm being videoed."
Me: "Wha???" I thought he might have been referring to a sex tape or something...
EX: "Her husbands SISTER is following me all over town, taping me."
Me: "How do ya know for sure?"
EX: "Because 2 different strangers at 2 different places came up to me and told me there was some woman crouched down behind the building and she had a camera."
Me: "Then, yeah. You are being videoed. Make sure your fly is up and you don't have anything stuck in your teeth. Wave! You'll look friendlier that way."
EX: "We have a call into her attorney (The same one he had in OUR divorce). We're getting a restraining order."
Me: "Good to know. Sounds scary for you."
This could get messy. Think of all the future episodes I could relate to you. This is gonna be sorta fun. In a sick demented way. Hahahahahaha!