Saturday, October 18, 2008

His Stalker...


So. My ex husband.

I just found out a few weeks ago that he is dating our 7 year old daughters best friends MOTHER. While she was married, living with and hadn't told...her husband. She may be an angel. I mean, after all, per the EX she has never smoked, drank or cussed. Never mind that she was having an affair (IS, IS having an affair) with someone 20 years older than she is. Poor girl.

Anyways, The EX calls me the other day...

EX: "I'm being videoed."

Me: "Wha???" I thought he might have been referring to a sex tape or something...

EX: "Her husbands SISTER is following me all over town, taping me."

Me: "How do ya know for sure?"

EX: "Because 2 different strangers at 2 different places came up to me and told me there was some woman crouched down behind the building and she had a camera."

Me: "Then, yeah. You are being videoed. Make sure your fly is up and you don't have anything stuck in your teeth. Wave! You'll look friendlier that way."

EX: "We have a call into her attorney (The same one he had in OUR divorce). We're getting a restraining order."

Me: "Good to know. Sounds scary for you."

This could get messy. Think of all the future episodes I could relate to you. This is gonna be sorta fun. In a sick demented way. Hahahahahaha!

5 comments:

Slick said...

Evidently the woman's husband needs to hire a better P.I.

I can't believe he's getting his sister to do his dirty work!

Keep us up to date on this situation...

Anonymous said...

I just hope your kids are safe. While with him OR her. Sounds dangerous to me.

This is sad for him. Maybe he needs to make better choices or to be patient for a few months. I know you care about your kids Father. You've said it here and *there* that he's a good Dad. I hope he's thinking with the right head.

Anonymous said...

PS: But that is some funnnny stuff!

andreaaskowitz.com said...

I love this relationship you have with the EX. He's being video stalked and you said, "make sure the fly is up." That's funny.

Andrea

Anonymous said...

What - to make sure he doesn't cheat? Can't wait to hear the motive. :-)

xoxo - vic