Ok, this is embarrassing, but it really happened. Like...5 minutes ago.
Claudia went to the bathroom and said...
C: 'Momma? Did you just tee-tee?'
M:'Ummm, yes I did, why?'
C:'Well, there is Mama Butt Hair in the toilet...So I guessed it was YOU.'
Mama Butt Hair? OMG.