Speaking of Bathroom Humor...

I know I have never told you my name...But I thought you might want to know (unless you are my one and only reader--my sister, then you already KNOW my name...) my name rhymes with a bodily function. So, can you imagine the teasing I got on Lakeview Ln. (you so could NOT view a lake from our street) back in the slums of W., Texas? Trust me. Kids are so mean. It was brutal. I want a cool name. Like "Esthela". And don't make fun of the spelling either--or I'll whup your a$$. Just kidding...(but I DO like that name). Esthela is one cool blogger. Even IF she is younger than me. And single (tho happily attached to Ken)...And doesn't want kids other than her cool cats. Anyways, check out her blog (it's on my links section...). She's hip. She's cool. She's so "don't mess with ME" that I am admiring her.