Sunday, August 24, 2008

Georgie Porgie, Puddin' & Pie...


Mr X has a bird named George. And although we aren't sure of George's sex, we want to introduce George to Mandy. We had the blind date all set up for last night. Sweets got here about dusk. And promptly let George out of his truck--and George flew to the highest tree in my yard--where he stayed ALL NIGHT LONG. No amount of coaxing with food, Mandy or rocks could get him down.

This morning Mr X and I went to church, after trying to get George back down...no luck. After church we found him in another tree across the highway. Stupid bird. He wanted to come to us soooo bad. You could tell. But he was both tired and scared. Birds don't like to go "down"...they like to go "up".

Mr X had to climb an oak tree. Like a monkey!! Once George could see Mr X he went to him. Got on his shoulder. But it's hard to climb DOWN a tree with a bird on your shoulder. Mr X had to take his shirt off while still in the tree and wrap George up and hand him to me so he could get down.

Now George is in his cage, which we placed right next to Mandy's. George is sleepy--probably stayed up all night keeping an eye out for owls. Mandy keeps swinging her swing and looking at him, as if to say "Look at my pretty swing you stupid boy-bird". I haven't really seen sparks fly yet--but George, who usually is VERY loud, is quiet. Maybe he's bashful and shy? George is waaaaay more colorful and prettier. He has a beautiful yellow head, orange/red breast, Green and blue wings. Looks like a rainbow bird. I'm so glad we got him back. He's not allowed out of his cage again until he gets his wings clipped. Stupid bird-boy!

6 comments:

Shonda Little said...

You have a bird? How cool!

Shonda Little said...

I blogged about the up and coming nun beauty pageant yesterday. I think it will make *you* laugh.

Anonymous said...

Are you kidding? I laughed my asssss offffff...

Anonymous said...

Welcome Mandy & George! Hope the sparks start flyin. So....was it satin or satan on Sunday? Sounds a lot like the Catholics - you do get a work out each Sunday. ** vic

Jenny, the Bloggess said...

Very cool.


Ps. Happy Day After The First Day of Your New Life! Go out and have random sex with strangers! (But don't really because that's not safe. Or at least use a condom.)

This might be the weirdest comment I've ever left someone.

Slick said...

Them boys will never learn.

Stupid boys.

I'm guessing Mandy isn't too impressed with his antics then?